A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to hospital.
Whilst on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovering the woman decided to stay in hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in to change her hair colour and whighten her teeth. Since she had so much time to live she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her final op she was released from hospital. While crossing the road on her way home she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God she demanded " I thought you said I had 43 years, 2 months and 8 days left to live. Why didn't you pull me from the path of the ambulance?" God replied.......
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................"I didn't recognise you"
